Good Eats Guru

healthy-is-good:

BAHAHAHAHHAHAH.

Dude, watch out fo that white bread, ya here?

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

His shirt reads “They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one.”

You are a bad-ass.

(Source: lady-aquata, via clottedcreamfudge)

I told you there’d be more smoothie-time!

So refreshing:

Cucumber+Strawberry+Lemon Juice+Raw Honey+Blend=Simple scrumptiousness.

I had tacos twice this week! Talk about the joy of the little things.

I’d post the other taco picture here, but tumblr app on iphone’s a little rudimentary and it seems like posting more than one pic at a time is just toooo much to handle.

So I’ll do it in a separate post in two seconds.

Anywho, all goes well. These tacos were a product of last night’s family dinner with the besties. Homemade errythang! Well, not the chorizo or sour cream or tortillas but, you know, one day at a time here. When I’m in a position to make that stuff from scratch wooo boy better believe it’ll be tasty!

Two more notices:
A) I’ve a sweet new summer gig on a food bike which I am STOKED about.
B) To my friends that think they can’t meditate, I’ve finally been given the proper advice to share with you.
Don’t think.

Namaste motha fuckaaaas!

I love tacos!!!!

Oh, smoothies.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways!

Blended, sweet, and smooth.
With fruits and milk
Or nuts and water.
Green, red, blue, purple
No matter the color
You’re just the right snack
For Spring and Summer lovin!

I know everyone here loves smoothies just as much as me.  Please be patient, as more smoothie time will ensue as the days lengthen.

Featured smoothie:

Almonds, banana, greens powder, maple syrup, strawberries, yogurt, water.  Perfect post-workout snack.

This is me altar.

‘Tis me temple o’ peace.

What makes me cock an Irish accent to talk of it, me knows not.